Egyptian mummy turns almost everyone into zombies.

“What’s that? Everyone has been turned into zombies???? Oh, wait. Almost everyone? Oh, ok. No big deal.”

A farmer’s goat eats a load of dynamite.

An explosive episode!

Searching for the person who left the baby in the trash.

Our first user-submitted TV listing, courtesy of “Beaver.” Woot! You can send in any tv listings that make you laugh (or think or whatever) using the handy Suggest a TV Listing form.

Tubbs thinks injured Crockett has to be killed.

What? They have doctors in Miami, no? It’s not like he’s a dog.

After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers.

This really boils it down, eh?

Troubled Beaver consults an attorney.

Dam!

Two people who stole McCloud’s hat meet sudden death.

Must’ve been some hat.

Thurgood wants to install space-age toilets.

Who doesn’t?

Jill’s pottery equipment invades Tim’s space.

I think it was really Jill who was invading Tim’s space. Leave the pottery out of it.